Naughty Dog should develop a Hunger Games video game, based around Hamitch’s games. It would be so boss.
YOU SUCK. CHEAPEST HEALTHCARE I CAN AFFORD IS $90? I ONLY MAKE $150 A WEEK. YOU MUST WANT ME TO STARVE. OH WAIT, I’LL JUST BECOME AN EVEN BIGGER DETRIMENT TO THE GOVERNMENT AND SUCKLE OFF OF YOUR TEAT FOR EBT LIKE EVERY OTHER SAD BUTTHOLE OUT THERE. GOOD JOB GOVERNMENT.
The Snake he did come, down from his tree
If he could have on broken, bended knee
Coming to beckon her and to see.
Silent, deadly, he came close, hither
The taste of this apple, was quite bitter.
Little girl are you really a quitter?
She spoke not even a word to he
And honestly she did quite disagree
Eat of the apple she would, he would see
A devil he was and a price paid
This little girl, with reason, was afraid
Tongue between teeth, a bargain was made
She told him to crawl deep down inside
A trick she said, that’s where he could hide
In the pit of her stomach he died.