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Naughty Dog should develop a Hunger Games video game, based around Hamitch’s games. It would be so boss.

FUCK OBAMA

YOU SUCK. CHEAPEST HEALTHCARE I CAN AFFORD IS $90? I ONLY MAKE $150 A WEEK. YOU MUST WANT ME TO STARVE. OH WAIT, I’LL JUST BECOME AN EVEN BIGGER DETRIMENT TO THE GOVERNMENT AND SUCKLE OFF OF YOUR TEAT FOR EBT LIKE EVERY OTHER SAD BUTTHOLE OUT THERE. GOOD JOB GOVERNMENT.

Slither

The Snake he did come, down from his tree

If he could have on broken, bended knee

Coming to beckon her and to see.

Silent, deadly, he came close, hither

The taste of this apple, was quite bitter.

Little girl are you really a quitter?

She spoke not even a word to he

And honestly she did quite disagree

Eat of the apple she would, he would see

A devil he was and a price paid

This little girl, with reason, was afraid

Tongue between teeth, a bargain was made

She told him to crawl deep down inside

A trick she said, that’s where he could hide

In the pit of her stomach he died.